Happy Birthday

Dear MonaLisa,
It’s a few days early yet, but everyone here across the pond
is wishing you both a very special birthday this Wednesday.

May i suggest that you take a year long sabbatical – just to be on the safe side.
If that’s not convenient, please try to avoid hard liquor, hard drugs,
abusive partners and electrical appliances near bathtubs.

But ladies whatever you please keep a safe distance from that Stairway to Heaven.
Because the club down here would be lost without you.

Very happy 27th.