Do Re Mi – Covid 19 version

[Howard]

https://youtu.be/2dIKQG4e15M

[Howard]

Medical experts were asked if it is time to ease the lockdown.

*Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.*
*Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.*
*Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.*
*Many Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”*
*Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.*
*Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.*
*Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”*
*Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.*
*Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty *Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.*
*In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the asshole???

 

[Johnnypee Parker]

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Howard Bedwell

These are hilarious.  The last one is the best.  Thanks for a good laugh to start the day.

I am drinking Death Wish coffee at the moment.  I hope that doesn’t tie in with this.

JP

[David Herrick]

Oh boy, a challenge!

“Somnologists said they wouldn’t lose any sleep over the idea, while chiropractors gave it their strong backing.”