Problem with : “I Bought Myself a Politician”

[Jung Roe]

Hi Pascal! I think it would be wonderful if this song would be a force for change in the political landscape of the world, weeding out corruption and autocracy.

[Jürgen]

Hi Pascal, well observed, thank you very much.

I learned the exact course of the political scandal here from a confidential source that I am not allowed to name:

The case of the Sebastian K.

06.10.2021

Local time 00:15 am: Scene of the crime in Vienna Meidling: Sebastian K., at this point better known as the Federal Chancellor of the Republic of Austria, lives in an elegant terraced housing estate in a chic district of Vienna. Loud music has been coming from his house for hours. The neighbors are completely unnerved and call the police.

Local time 00:30 am: The local police arrive. When the officers try to admonish Sebastian K., he refuses to let them into his house, presses a 100 € bill into the hand of one of the policemen and says: ” Schleich’ di du Kapplständer” (” You better leave now -Insulting an official-„). The so offended policeman enters the house of Sebastian K. and is surprised: there are hundreds of CD’s lying around in the whole house.
All have the same cover” I bought myself a politician”.

Local time 1:00 am: Sebastian K. is taken to the nearest police station and questioned. He testifies as follows: An Austrian musician named Lisa W. had sent him dozens of these CD’s every day and asked him to do more for environmental politics, to take care of socially weak people in Austria, to promote culture better and to refrain from his corrupt political actions.

08.10. 2021

Local time 12:00h am: Sebastian K. is brought before a judge. The judge does not believe his story about the musician, but suspects that the CDs are illegal pirated copies that Sebastian K. wants to sell for personal gain. Sebastina K. is charged and sentenced for theft of intellectual property and receiving stolen goods. However, since Sebastian K. has political immunity at this point, he goes unpunished.

09.10.2021

Local time 5:00h pm: This incident causes a scandal within Sebastian K.’s party, sparks a real storm and more and more dirty details of his political machinations are leaking out. The opposition demands his resignation for corruption and other offenses. Sebastian K. draws consequences from this affair and reluctantly resigns from his office. What remains for him is a single CD that had slipped under his bed and was therefore not found: “I bought my self a politician”.

[PASCAL]

Hi Jürgen , now I can understand very well.

[Roger Penn]

Wow Jürgen! That was Epic.

[Bill Burch]

I don’t know if this is true or not. The time and dates are right and we know how clever the Twins are. They don’t seem like the type to be complicit and say nothing like we have around here… Just in case this is more than just coincidence, let me add this, Way to Go Lisa!!