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Solution to MLT Touring Issues
I’ve been considering the issue of the difficulty of a small family ‘business’ growing, without the usual complications that come with the employment of external assistance. I believe I’ve come up with the perfect solution. Rudolf is just going to have to clone his daughters. Now don’t laugh, I’m not suggesting any Frankenstein’s monster solution here. This is the twenty first century, not the nineteenth century.
Cloning has proven very successful with animals and there is no reason why the same could not be true of humans. Just think what this could achieve. The original twins based in Liverpool, writing and creating their masterpieces and producing their beautiful videos while sets of twins hit the road on tour. Now I believe that in order to conquer the world we are going to need at least four (cloned) sets of twins. One set touring Europe, one set for North America, one set for South America and South Africa and the other for Asia and South East Asia.
Not quite that easy though, any touring party, once they have chosen their band mates are going to need management, marketing and engineering support. Consequently Rudolf is going to have to clone himself and Michaela four times as well. Then there’s the roadies and touring bus driver. Well I’m available and very, very reasonably priced, as I’m sure many other MLT Club members are.
How about it Rudolf, It would be tough work initially, but just think of the payoff!
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